01/23/2009 21:49:59
closet hipster
| ander: | that's because you're a closet hipster |
| me: | Closeted from myself even. The worst kind. |
| ander: | i know! |
| ander: | we all feel so sorry for you |
| me: | That's why I keep getting fatter. Subconsciously want my pants tight. my active mind won't let me get skinny jeans so my subconscious compensates. |
| me: | it all makes sense now |
| me: | thank you |
| me: | I have to tell my wife... |
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